Summer Series & Fall Forums: threads that feature a single topic, and then the community has in-depth discussions on said topic International Race Station & Other Race Profiles Last Day of Every Month - Month in Review Thursday - Season Series (Various Topics) and General Question and Answerįirst Tuesday of Every Month - Tuesday Shoesday for Shoe Discussion Wednesday - "Season of." Community Interview Tuesday - General Question and Answer and "The Elites" Series Monday - Weekly Rundown (Past Week of Training) The moose as representative of ARTC caught on, and when logos were being brainstormed for our first singlet the moose rose to the top. In all seriousness it started as a joke, when /u/TweeekedĬommented that the rabbit upvote button looked like a moose. Now how the heck did I get here?" Moose are so monumentally muddle-headed, in fact, that when they hear a car or truck approaching they will often bolt OUT of the woods and onto the highway in the curious hope that this will bring them to safety." - Bill Bryson Clueless as to what exactly is going on, he runs halfway to New Brunswick before his peculiar gate inadvertently steers him back into the woods, where he immediately stops and takes on a startled expression that says, "Hey-woods. Never mind that there are several thousand square miles of forest on either side of the highway. If you are driving down a highway and a moose steps from the woods ahead of you, he will stare at you for a long minute (moose are notoriously shortsighted), then abruptly try to run away from you, legs flailing in eight directions at once.
Above all, what distinguishes the moose is its almost boundless lack of intelligence. It is wondrously ungainly it runs as if its legs have never been introduced to each other. Every bit of it-it's spindly legs, it's chronically puzzled expression, its comical oven-mitt antlers-looks like some droll evolutionary joke. Without doubt, the moose is the most improbably, endearingly hopeless creature ever to live in the wilds. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. "Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature.
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